WANTED!
Lest you think Baker's Birthday Bash went off without a hitch, let me introduce you to Lip-Smackin' Lindsey Louise. From all accounts she is wanted in several states. You may ask yourself, what is such a sweet, young, innocent child wanted for? Don't let her crocodile tears and pouty lips fool you. While we were all minding our own business Lip Smacking Lindsey Lou snuck into the dining room downstairs, where the train cake was securely fastened under several layers of the finest protection. Once there she dismantled any attempt to keep the cake secure and laughed in our general direction. Unfortunately, she did not plan on getting caught. Now she is doing time in the Prison of Shelby, a small isolated cell in central Florida. Her sentence has yet to be determined. However, in talking with other criminals that have spent time in the Prison of Shelby, the outlook is bleak. I happened to catch up with "Table Knawing Nathan" a few years after serving time. According to him, he's never had to wash as many garbage cans as he did after being locked up there. "It's amazing," he said. "One minute I am the life of the party, thoroughly entertaining all of my cousins, the next I'm up to my elbows in garbage pails and toilet bowls." All we can say is that we hope that moment of delicious, unresistable, frosting was worth your years of servitude. Good luck Lindsey Louise!Though witnesses claim she tried to deny it, here is a picture of the aftermath:
2 comments:
Heather you are amazing. That cake is the cutest thing I have ever seen. you are going to win mother of the year.
Oh, that's not so bad...at least there was still cake left...i hope you will lighten the sentence.
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